So after a full day of crazies, what are the odds that you would still be up at 1:30 am, bored and looking for something to do. OK, the odds are good, as you are a night person as opposed to a morning person.

But then what are the odds that you’d break out a corona? Pretty slim, since you don’t drink much. But you even have a lime to slice and squeeze into the corona, and a princess house crystal pilsner glass to drink it from, so you go for it.

What are the odds that you’d find yourself horny as hell about 20 minutes later and watching gay porn on the net?

Well, odds are 100% that you’d be horny after a beer, ’cause one’ll do it every time.

And the odds are 50% that you’d be looking at gay porn — the other 50% would be s&m porn, specifically male sadists being creative in inflicting pain on female masochists. One or the other, every time.

What Are The Odds, Gone Kinky. On this thing called bdsm – which we’ll try to catch up on and keep up with.