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Tilda rules

Max — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:58:08 +0000

Her smarts and artistic sense just turbocharge her amazing sexual sensibilities. Here’s her “Justify My Love” -

Tilda presses on alone in search for knowledge

Max — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:31:27 +0000

In her review of the Naughtinano music-driven vibrator – assuming that I understand things correctly – Tilda once again reports on materials and engineering tests which, like many before her, she tests on herself before suggesting that anyone else use them. Brave woman does it all alone, too. Perhaps she needs medically and legally trained observers. We can only hope.

Here’s an excerpt from “two cum cluts on 29th street,” from Tilda’s archives:

I want to see you get fucked by a lot of men. I want to watch them come all over you and after they are done, I’ll lick every bit of cum from your body and then fuck you.

We had a lot in common. We had similar goals. We exchanged a few e-mails, then graduated to the phone. Soon, we were exchanging videos of unusually potent cum shots from RedTube.

We finally decided to meet. He chose a bar I’d never been to and will probably never go to again for reasons soon to be explained. The place was packed with a few office holiday parties and we shouted over the drunken crowd with Santa hats. We found a place at the bar, and after some light generic conversation about work and the holidays we quickly got down to talking about why we were there: his insatiable oral fixation and my general love of debauchery. Neither of us bothered to keep our voices down as he talked about his love of nipple clamps and having his tits chewed to oblivion. I talked about my love of flogging and semen. He had yet to suck a cock, but was eager to do it. Licking come off of someone is great, but there’s nothing like drinking straight from the tap.

two cum cluts on 29th street. From the archives of Fuck: A Love Story.

Tilda likes the Pocket Rocket

Max — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:04:05 +0000

Which, in a way, makes her a rocket scientist, doesn’t it? Here’s an excerpt from Tilda’s review of the Pocket Rocket, a new vibrator. We suspect that, with the right handle added, perhaps a silicone cylinder custom-fitted, the noise issue could be done away with. We’ll give that to the Acoustics Group. (Some people think it’s possible to do all of this only with the people whose bylines you can see, but in fact, we’re only part of, as the subtitle says, more or less, a “vast conspiracy.” From Tilda’s Review of the Pocket Rocket:

The Doc Johnson “Pocket Rocket” is one of those toys I kept hearing about, but never thought to pick up. I’ve tried little pocket sized vibes before, but was never happy with any of them. The size of the vibe represented the level of vibration: subtle and discreet. They ended up deep in the bottom of my toy bag or the recesses of a drawer. The batteries would wear out and I never bothered to get new ones.

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This little baby, is powerful. Surprisingly powerful. Because of the small size the vibration was more focused. Maybe that’s why it felt so intense. If a Hitachi is a paint brush, the Pocket Rocket is a fine tipped pen. I wasn’t expecting it. It made me groan out loud, squirt all over and left me with some shivering aftershocks (I may have held it there a smidge too long).

This might be my new efficiency vibe, the toy I use when I don’t have a lot of time, when I just want to get off and go to sleep. The only draw back for me is that it’s just as loud as a full size toy. So much for the ladies room at work.

“Toy Review: The Pocket Rocket.

By Tilda at Fuck: A Love Story

Kink+Culture – website and blog

Max — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:10:28 +0000

Tilda – whose blog Fuck: A Love Story has been mentioned here – not nearly often enough – is also the proprietor of two other interrelated sites: Kink+Culture (blog) and Kink+Culture (website). There might be a better way to express the algebra – what Tilda is up to here, I think, is pointing out where bdsm is peeking out, so to speak, through the mainstream culture. The content is is exceptionally well-chosen and Tilda’s got a keen eye.

Of course, we’re not giving up FALS:

From her post Floating World 08:

I pretty much knew the weekend would be about the classes and there were a few I dug more than others: Lolita’s class on gags inspired me to buy my own dental retractors. Corey Alexander’s Full Body BDSM reminded me why I love being thrown against walls. Yin’s “When Home Depot is your Sex Toy Store” was inspiring in more ways than one. Because of British “Lucky” Paul’s class on suspension without rope, I now desperately want to get fucked while hanging upside-down in a straight jacket. I happen to own a straight jacket, so I’m part of the way there.

I’m going to Dark Odyssey Camp and I’ve promised myself I’d be a bit more proactive and do some prep work. As much as I’d like to believe it, cocks just aren’t going to just leap into my pussy from thin air. I’m not Fonzie. I can’t snap my fingers and have a man grinning with a flogger appear at my side within seconds. So, I did my profile, I’m messaging and I’m buying a cold weather sleeping bag so I don’t wake up in the middle of the night with my teeth chattering like last year. I hope to get a ride, so I don’t have to limit all my crap to two bags on the train. I’m learning. There’s still no “assumed we”. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I haven’t mentioned Ben in a while. I’d say we broke up, but he would have to actually communicate with me in some way to actually break up with me.

Two thoughts about this: suspension from a straightjacket was a mainstay of Harry Houdini’s promotional acts – it’s classic. (In Houdini’s case it was clearly a marketing pitch based subtly on sex, as was so much of his work). So Tilda is on an interesting – one might even say “classical” – path).

Second – about the snapping of fingers and appearance of people; we suspect that – come a year from now, we may findout that when she snaps her fingers it stops traffic. More from Fuck: A Love Story as we keep reading.

Tilda’s Blog

RWilkinsIII — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:43:54 +0000

Fuck: A Love Story is a blog by Tilda – and it’s wonderful. But we don’t have time to write right now – at least what this deserves – so just check it out – and we can discuss it later.