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Beginner Electro-Stim bargain at Very Dirty Toys

Max — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:37:04 +0000

Having looked around a bit – looks like this beginner electro-stim kit is a bargain at Very Dirty Toys.

Very Dirty Toys' Beginner ElectroSexKit

The estimable Dennis Najee – a visual primer on sex toys

Max — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:46:24 +0000

Dennis Najee (my first time there) has a wonderful set of images celebratng a variety of BDSM-useful toys: “BDSM Toys.” This is one of my favorites – you’ll have to go see the rest yourself(es).

beautiful red toy with tail - from Dennis Najee

Couldn’t help myself – one more image after the jump …

Lovely image via the estimable Dennis Najee

Tilda presses on alone in search for knowledge

Max — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:31:27 +0000

In her review of the Naughtinano music-driven vibrator – assuming that I understand things correctly – Tilda once again reports on materials and engineering tests which, like many before her, she tests on herself before suggesting that anyone else use them. Brave woman does it all alone, too. Perhaps she needs medically and legally trained observers. We can only hope.

Here’s an excerpt from “two cum cluts on 29th street,” from Tilda’s archives:

I want to see you get fucked by a lot of men. I want to watch them come all over you and after they are done, I’ll lick every bit of cum from your body and then fuck you.

We had a lot in common. We had similar goals. We exchanged a few e-mails, then graduated to the phone. Soon, we were exchanging videos of unusually potent cum shots from RedTube.

We finally decided to meet. He chose a bar I’d never been to and will probably never go to again for reasons soon to be explained. The place was packed with a few office holiday parties and we shouted over the drunken crowd with Santa hats. We found a place at the bar, and after some light generic conversation about work and the holidays we quickly got down to talking about why we were there: his insatiable oral fixation and my general love of debauchery. Neither of us bothered to keep our voices down as he talked about his love of nipple clamps and having his tits chewed to oblivion. I talked about my love of flogging and semen. He had yet to suck a cock, but was eager to do it. Licking come off of someone is great, but there’s nothing like drinking straight from the tap.

two cum cluts on 29th street. From the archives of Fuck: A Love Story.

Tilda likes the Pocket Rocket

Max — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:04:05 +0000

Which, in a way, makes her a rocket scientist, doesn’t it? Here’s an excerpt from Tilda’s review of the Pocket Rocket, a new vibrator. We suspect that, with the right handle added, perhaps a silicone cylinder custom-fitted, the noise issue could be done away with. We’ll give that to the Acoustics Group. (Some people think it’s possible to do all of this only with the people whose bylines you can see, but in fact, we’re only part of, as the subtitle says, more or less, a “vast conspiracy.” From Tilda’s Review of the Pocket Rocket:

The Doc Johnson “Pocket Rocket” is one of those toys I kept hearing about, but never thought to pick up. I’ve tried little pocket sized vibes before, but was never happy with any of them. The size of the vibe represented the level of vibration: subtle and discreet. They ended up deep in the bottom of my toy bag or the recesses of a drawer. The batteries would wear out and I never bothered to get new ones.

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This little baby, is powerful. Surprisingly powerful. Because of the small size the vibration was more focused. Maybe that’s why it felt so intense. If a Hitachi is a paint brush, the Pocket Rocket is a fine tipped pen. I wasn’t expecting it. It made me groan out loud, squirt all over and left me with some shivering aftershocks (I may have held it there a smidge too long).

This might be my new efficiency vibe, the toy I use when I don’t have a lot of time, when I just want to get off and go to sleep. The only draw back for me is that it’s just as loud as a full size toy. So much for the ladies room at work.

“Toy Review: The Pocket Rocket.

By Tilda at Fuck: A Love Story

Choker from Little1Leather

RWilkinsIII — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:06:54 +0000

Yet another wonderful discovery made indirectly via FetLife: Little1Leather. This choker caught my eye, but there are other things as well – principally wearable, and the proprietor does some custom work as well. I’m tempted to put together a slide show – but frankly, I’m still not sure how all the new image functions in WordPress 2.6.1 work. But if you’re looking for presents for Columbus Day, Labor Day (you’re already late), Memorial Day (you’re in trouble) or those other present-giving holidays – Little1Leather seems a good place to check out. And don’t forget FetLife.

Vivienne Parry: The History of Vibrators

RWilkinsIII — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:42:28 +0000

From Vivienne Parry’s The History of Vibrators:

By the late 19th century spas had introduced water treatments to do the job more efficiently. A scary French pelvic douche from about 1860 involved what looks like a high-pressure fire hose, trained on the clitoris. It claimed to induce paroxysm in less than four minutes. If marriage wasn’t delivering the goods, rickety trains, rocking chairs or horse riding were advised for nervous women as gynaecological Dyno-Rodding techniques. But if the 2.20 from Tooting failed to oblige, there was no option but recourse to a medical man. Given that many in the medical profession thought that as much as 75 per cent of the female population were “hysterical” and that it was a chronic disease which could be relieved but not cured, there was a pressing need for cheaper, less cumbersome devices. By the mid-1870s, steam power had been explored. “The Manipulator” was a table with a cut-out area for the woman’s pelvis. A vibrating sphere driven by a steam engine then did the business. But like the hydrotherapies, it was not suitable for the doctor’s treatment room. It was a niche market poised for exploitation.